笑話英文

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.（我在看一本關於反重力的書，真的放不下來。）

Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.（數學書為什麼難過？因為它問題太多。）

Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they'll never meet.（平行線這麼合，可惜永遠不會相遇。）

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure.（我以前以為我很果斷，現在不太確定。）

Why do we tell actors to break a leg? Because every play has a cast.（為什麼祝演員斷條腿？因為每齣戲都有演員。）

I have a joke about time travel, but you didn't like it.（我有一個關於時光旅行的笑話，但你剛剛不喜歡了。）

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.（稻草人為什麼得獎？因為他在田裡很出色。）

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know y.（我只會二十五個字母，不知道為什麼。）

My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home.（老闆叫我有個好日子，所以我回家了。）

Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts.（骷髏為什麼不打架？因為它們沒膽。）

I would tell you a chemistry joke, but I know I wouldn't get a reaction.（我想講化學笑話，但我知道沒反應。）

What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.（假的麵叫什麼？冒牌義大利麵。）

Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired.（腳踏車為什麼倒下？因為它太累了。）

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.（我在執行海鮮減肥法：看到食物就吃。）

Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.（咖啡為什麼報警？因為它被搶了。）

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese.（不是你的起司叫什麼？不是你起司。）

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.（我不信任樓梯，它們總是在搞事。）

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.（雞為什麼過馬路？為了到對面。）

I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won't stop sending me vacation ads.（我跟電腦說我需要休息，它開始一直推我旅遊廣告。）

Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.（為什麼科學家不相信原子？因為它們什麼都能編。）